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Cum Cough

When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.
Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"
by Brillo! February 16, 2023
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cum

a white paste that comes out of a man after stroking his shit
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cum cunt

A person that enjoys ejecting milk out of their sausage into people's boot(ies).
"You cum cunt!" said your mom
by bigdickincorporated January 6, 2022
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Cum

white liquid that comes outta ur dick when you fap during puberty
by demiantmb December 30, 2021
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Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.
The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.
by SilverLetter January 23, 2022
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Cum

What my girlfriend is doing right now
I made my girlfriend cum.
by Cuuuuummmmm August 15, 2021
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Cum Snotter

When you fucking cum so far up dayt bitch mouth, it come through her nose
Why is Caroline such a Cum Snotter sometimes?
Yo, that bitch is a straight Cum Snotter.
Why you Cum Snot all ovah my rug?
by Babiefroo222 aka sarawhodat September 18, 2016
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