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chaos times 10

the one who can single handedly stop the Mexican drug cartel, while also drinking hotdog/tuna water. May also be known as Bossman, the unit of pure chaos multiplied by 10.
Person 1: "Did you just here what Bossman did?"
Person 2: "No I didn't, what did he do?"
Person 1: "Chaos times 10."
Person 2: "No fucking way!"
by weaponized waffle iron July 7, 2022
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Time bum

An ass that although perfectly acceptable on an 18 year old, will inevitably fall prey to gigant-ass syndrome in a few more years. The outer limit of ass acceptability, where a mere inch makes the difference between fine and flabby.
She's no keeper, you best hit that now 'cause you know that Time bum's going off any day now.
by pegcityswimmer September 30, 2010
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Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
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sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
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Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.
by Calm in sense January 30, 2024
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Highest grossing R-rated film of all time

Who wrote it and what's it called?
Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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type time

yooo twin she bad aslll

type timeee
by montt2thurl September 10, 2023
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