Alpha Bitch Syndrome

An often hereditary condition characterized by excessive posturing behavior in with the bitch in question must always have the last word, also includes unccesary displays of dominance for no particular reason, and is in frequent and nearly constant conflict with other bitches

Guy1: Oh my god my date last night was horrible

Guy2: What happened?

Guy1: She got in to a fight with the waitress, and the manager for no reason.

Guy2: Sounds like a case of alpha bitch syndrome

by RollsV April 6, 2010

Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

by RES man October 20, 2009

noob texting syndrome

When someone will text you, you text back and they never reply. Usually people who get their first cellphone do this.

Dan: That hot chick has noob texting syndrome.

Sam: She probably just got her first phone.

by newnre23 July 30, 2009

Bullet Bullet Syndrome

A disease that commonly affects those without knowledge of Carribean dancehall/reggae terms. The disease generally affects those who have heard the term "bullet bullet!" once, and believe that it applies to everything in every possible situation. The person uses the term in every possible instance around a Carib person, angering them, even if unintentionally. The disease affects mostly caucasian people unable to understand the significance of the term, but affects people of all races who do not understand, though they are less likely to use it. It can also affect Caribbeans who are out of touch with their culture. The disease is prominant among mixed communities in which people of other cultures are likely to be exposed to some form of dancehall or other Caribbean music, coming across the term in song or being sung and repeated by someone who heard the song.

Caribbean: Bad Man you diss you get bullet bullet!!
White Guy: (That sounds cool)

(Carib guy sees white guy later)
Carib: Bro, my mom just died man..
W.G.: (sullen) Aww man, bullet bullet.
Carib: (infuriated) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
W.G.: (scared) Bullet bullet?
Carib:(accent) Me ago show youh bullet bullet! (Chases after white man with gun and shoots him in the leg)
W.G.: AHH MY LEGS BLEEDING!! BULLET BULLET!!
Random Jamacian: Whitey here has Bullet Bullet Syndrome. Call an ambulance.

by 6_Shotz January 10, 2009

jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.

Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.

by applebottomjeans March 15, 2008

Split dick syndrome

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

split dick syndrome blood cock

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

Little Bitch Syndrome

When one is a little bitch

When someone pretends to break their hand
When someone throws their helmet out of frustration over an obvious alternative call

Will Rudy suffers from Little Bitch Syndrome

by dr. skip April 18, 2019