walk my cat

When a female goes away to pleasure herself.

Erin: Hey Cassie do you want to go to the club tonight?

Cassie: I can't tonight, I have to walk my cat.

by MichealScottPaperCompany January 29, 2018

Cat

The reason my arms and thighs are sliced to bits :)

Person 1: what's that on your arm.
Person 2: my cat did that

by Caidabeeboi December 4, 2021

skitzophrenic cat

Someone who is abnormally weird and talks to themselves

Ben Taylor is a skitzophrenic cat.

by LucasHeyes November 28, 2023

Smurf Cat

Its a random trend where they put a cat photoshopped to a smurf and put Alan Walker - Spectre music (on the We live, we love, we lie part) to the background

It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"

The creator of the image is unkown

Person 1: Hey man do you know that new trend? It's called smurf cat-

Person 2: we live, we love , we lie

by HexCodec September 19, 2023

Cat Cafe

The opposite of a sausage fest. There are more girls than guys at an event.

Brandon: Bro Jake, you gotta come to this party man. It's a Cat Cafe over here.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.

by Handlebar68.9 January 20, 2019

Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

cat stick

An elderly man poking a cat with a stick

Alex - "Abby, do you see that cat stick?"

Abby - "Yes, fascinating."

by morettifinder March 14, 2018