shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

by Loco in London June 14, 2015

Blow off some numbers

Brainstorm the numeric value of quantification as a method of relaxation and ascending to a higher state of emotional stability in the workplace.

In Jack in the Box, we used to blow off some numbers at least once per week. Here we are, all VPs now.

by ef_ July 27, 2016

Chip off the old block

Someone,especially a male who resembles his father.

That dude is chip off the old block.He's really like his dad.

by BlackPohatu September 22, 2016

Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.

Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!

by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016

jerk off drag race

When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.

Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.

by Kad357 November 9, 2019

get off my cheeks

A phrase that is used when somebody just won't get off your case

Similar sayings include: get off my dick get off my ass

Friend 1:Dude why the fuck did you shoot me?
Friend 2: Dude get off my cheeks it was an accident

by Zickromney April 16, 2019

lick the icing off the cake

Licking the icing off the cake means in other words "licking the vagina".

"He was mad because he couldn't lick the icing off the cake".

" I knew all he wanted to do was lick the icing off my cake".

by Anonymous JT April 28, 2020