parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time

Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it

by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017

Deez Nuts

got em

deez nuts in yo mouth

by httpCyanide June 14, 2021

hot nut

Someone who is 'hot' or high quality. They're a quality bloke and just good to talk too.

"Oi, you know bing?"
"Nosh, he's such a hot nut"

by marcuparcu September 11, 2022

Edible Nut

When you take an edible and get so high, that when you cum, you almost pass out

Last night I got high with my wife, when she sucked me off I had an edible nut.

by Funnydad69 August 11, 2022

Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.

"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"

by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

Nut rage

When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.

Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.

by Madorlando September 18, 2020