National Grab Titty Day

Grab somebody's tittys. September 2

"What the hell why did you grab my tittys."
"Its National Grab Titty Day that's why"

by Lanalia September 1, 2021

National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

by DariEru September 2, 2021

National “yes” day

You cant say no on September 3rd at school for the entire day (just dont get in trouble with teachers 💀)

Amanda: can i have a chip
Alexander: no
Amanda: it’s national “yes” day
Alexander: oh? I guess you can have a chip then

by Sincerely.adrii September 2, 2021

National Shoot your shot day

Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn

“National shoot your shot day.” September 3rd

by •_•_ September 2, 2021

National Tall Day

On sep 3 all friends over 5'5" will receive $5 from their short friends (under 5'5")

sup shorty its National Tall Day, give me 5 bucks short boy

by Buy Me a Drank September 3, 2021

National pizza day

This is something we celebrate in September 4

(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)

It's national pizza day

by anonymous September 4, 2021