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monkey udders

'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'
monkey udders by hank grolok December 18, 2011

Monkey Sling 

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.
doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging

monkey hot 

when you take a bite of somthing and go "ho ho ha ha"
mmm that pizza looks great i'll take a piece... hoho haha that's monkey hot!
monkey hot by fearlessflasher August 29, 2012

Monkey Bending 

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

monkey liar 

To lie in order to cause a distraction.
Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".
monkey liar by leckyburnet July 13, 2013

monkey face piece of shit 

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.
Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?
monkey face piece of shit by Fpicard September 27, 2013