Friends with benefits

friends with benefits
Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in cuddling,kissing etc without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one

person1: friends with benefits?

person2: hell yeah
*both people 🫦*

by olivebeesssss September 18, 2022

Fake friend day

Fake friend day is on NOVEMBER 12th 2021

Omg today is fake friend day post that bitch that be talking abt yu

by Janitor November 11, 2021

Friends

Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.

Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

Friend-Nation

As a guy; when you get friendzoned by so many girls you create a nation.

Angel just got friendzoned by Mary, the fifth girl this week. He's creating a friend-nation.

by aBosslyElephant October 26, 2014

Ethnic Friend

Someone who's friend's with someone on the basis of having the same or similar ethnicity/cultural background as them.

Adrian's an ethnic friend of Leo cause they're both Greek.

by ScaryTheory June 16, 2020

School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

by school bus friend August 2, 2024

Friend Inside Me

A music gag/remix made by Toby Fox which came from Randy Newman's Toy Story song "You've got a Friend in me" which is rearranged to make Randy Newman repeatedly sing, "Friend Inside Me".

PERSON 1 Have you seen the new fanmade deltarune chapter?
PERSON 2 I got a friend inside me after watching this.

by djangoman7 May 17, 2025