by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023
Get the Dutch cum fartmug. Chase: Man you should’v heard Josh rip that class fart
Mark: How bad was it
Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha
Nathan: The cute girl
Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again
Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase
Mark: How bad was it
Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha
Nathan: The cute girl
Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again
Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase
by Your Dude 67 March 12, 2021
Get the Class Fartmug. The " Freckled Fart " is an act in which a person passes gas ( usually through their bum hole ) whilst they have freckles on their face and some of these freckles fall out of the fart with the bum hole. Some right dirty ginger nonces to this because they feel that it is right to do so.
by Greacy Grace the Third December 26, 2018
Get the Freckled Fartmug. Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the third-degree fartmug. A sex act where one pulls the sheets over their partners head and farts under the covers, forcing them to breath it in. This is typically done while receiving oral sex.
by Gooseless August 31, 2024
Get the Fart Chambermug. The most Splendid Awesome SATISFYING thing FLOPPIN EVER! But... thats only if its you, if your homiee fam does a little toot, you fuckin outa there ASAP! You be screaming evacuate! The smells actually kind good doe
by AliBoyHD123 December 4, 2019
Get the Fartmug. After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.
by Maliit tt September 12, 2020
Get the Fart timemug.