Ghost chickens

Homeless people that squat in an abandoned chicken coop on someone property

The Neal’s have ghost chickens living in their chicken coops

by Deceased poultry May 25, 2025

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing

(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.

by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

trailer park trash chicken

Any rodent/vermin that digs in the trash outside in any urban area. More specifically trailer parks. I.E. Raccoons and opossums.

What's that noise outside?....

...oh it's just the "trailer park trash chicken".

by JackRain93 February 21, 2023

Chicken noodle

Tasty noodle with bits of chicken in it

Today i ate chicken noodle. Yum, it was good

by Suklaa May 15, 2018

Gucci Gang Chicken Wang

Member of the gang that has no clout

Man, that kid a Gucci gang chicken wang

by Gucci Gang Chicken Wang February 6, 2019

Chicken jockey

A phrase which is uttered in the Minecraft movie to which people act like absolute buffoons, chucking popcorn everywhere and screaming. There was even one occasion where someone brought in an actual live chicken.

Steve: chicken jockey!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA *throws popcorn*
Cleaner: “nope, can’t be arsed with this anymore”

by ttn2025 April 12, 2025