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Telepathic nut pain

When your nuts hurt, its very painful
Guy 1: my nuts hurt

Guy 2: Im sorry man, why
Guy 1: I witnessed another guy get hit in the nuts
Guy 2:oh yeah Im feeling it now
Im having insane telepathic nut pain because his nuts just bust open
by HLick April 11, 2022
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literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face 😍😀
dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face
by user826492017464783829274 November 5, 2023
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Gorilla Nut

Noun

1. A term to describe the physical condition in which a male of any species has one testicle at least 2.5 times the size of the other. The bigger of the 2 is called the "Gorilla Nut." The smaller of the 2 has not yet been defined and pales in comparison. This Gorilla Nut hangs much further down than the other and sometimes can even hang lower than the penis. There is no such thing as Gorilla Nut(s) because it only occurs in a lopsided or disproportionate nutsack.
"If you've ever seen a man with an exposed testicle, it's usually the gorilla nut."
by billebllunt December 10, 2013
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Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
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Skint out Buzzard nuts

Nuts from a Buzzard that have been cut from their sack
Man, your eyes look like 2 skint out Buzzard nuts
by Dirt Road Hustler October 15, 2018
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nut in a chewing gum wrapper

the person who thinks he is a prince in shining armor but in reality just an egoistic man whose actions are completely opposite.

condescending person specially towards women in his life
jim is "nut in a chewing gum wrapper"he thinks he is a best thing ever happen to susan , but in reality he put her down in every aspect of life and create insecurities for her
by she devil 3 October 27, 2012
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NO NUT NOVEMBER

by Wordgod671 November 3, 2021
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