Jack danda

Someone of no coordination, they are usually the victim of the friend group. He also is in love with the opposite gender. Or zebras....
how you drop that ruler? god dammit "Jack Danda".
by Dicktionary.. May 29, 2023
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Jack Pitts

Oh my god! It's Jack Pitts! Run!
by JackPittsstan May 29, 2024
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jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
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juul jack

When you're sitting at a bar waiting for your drink and a 9/10 comes by and asks if she can hit your juul. The power of boners wins and you let her but after you pay for your drink you realize that she's gone. You've just been juul jacked.
Yo can I hit your juul? Nah man I just got juul jacked last week sorry bro.
by lollipopppp February 18, 2018
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Jack Powel

A man of much mystery part of the famous football team Dingle FC United. This man is a very hard man to get your hands on so when you do use your time wisely. When you get hold of this man do not expect him to answer your questions but expect a ma joke. Unfortunately jack powell has had a bad past being involved in the unspeakable …
by Soul of Chloe corbett November 04, 2022
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jacked off

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022
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