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Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by Eggego September 9, 2024
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O U otter B kidding me

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021
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kids

I eat kids for breakfast.
Police - you're a fucking cannibal
by Kas? November 8, 2022
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Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
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I-kid

An I-kid (I for internet) is a person born into internet prominence and exposed to the internet at a young age (often Generation Z), making them desensitised to the internet, perceiving extreme things as normal. People such as lolicons, furries, VTuber fans, ERPers, femboys and Coomers fit into this category.
John: Hey Jerry, what is femboy Garfield?
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.
by BarrelbiteBulletblast December 22, 2022
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burned out creative kid

by dulaapeep May 15, 2021
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That Kid

That kid is such a fucking kid man. Theyre act like stupid spoiled IPad kid. They don't think much as thinking hrth their brain. They ask stupid questions in class in front of everyone without shame, That kid may actually be smart, but they act really really fucking stupid. That Kid definenetley loves weed. and that kid probably gets bad grades in school but somehow ends up getting by because they're a spoiled slacker that always gets what they want That kid dfineltley loves fast food like McDonald's and pizza and they probably cry whenever they feel stressed or whwnever they have homework. That kid is the type of kid to play computer or phone games in class instead of taking notes or doing work. That kid probably has a learning disability since they can't focus for shit. That kid acts whack and is gofy as hell. When that kid was younger they were definetley an IPad Kid. Everyone has that one kid in their class.
I swear when I find That Kid Imma get them
by bedpoatoe// June 16, 2022
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