Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
boy1- do you want to go to the mall
girl1- i cant i have basketball practice
girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news
girl 2 - yeah bad news for him
girl1- i cant i have basketball practice
girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news
girl 2 - yeah bad news for him
by Lickdoor October 10, 2017
Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 08, 2018
by BabyBlue TAT2TELs wife May 22, 2021
Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?
by IntergalactalEnergy November 12, 2023
The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
by GrimAngel December 17, 2022
When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.
by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019