Fat acceptance

The only movement that doesn't move.

Want to get cancer, heart diseases and liver diseases? Then join this movement. Oh wait, I forgot to say, it's women-only, even if most obese people are men. Oh sorry, how offensive from me. I meant to say plus-size.

Stacy: My life sucks. I want to commit suicide...but there are no bridges in the town...
Lucy: You can just join the Fat acceptance movement, they will give you cancer and dozens of heart diseases.
Stacy: Okay thanks!

by LegacyFilet March 6, 2024

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Fat Man and Little Boy

A phrase sometimes used by one gay couple to describe another gay couple, where one of the two men given this moniker is tall and stout, while the other is short and thin. It is generally only uttered behind the couple’s back, but almost always with affection and not malice. The short thin man is actually “Fat Boy” (this is the twist).

As I explained to you last week, there will be four other couples staying at the beach house. You’ve met all of them except for Alan and Mark. They’re a fat man and little boy, both went to college, both are in their 40’s. What else do you want to know?

by TheRealPapaBob March 8, 2024

Fat

Marquel fat is a lazy person and suits on the couch and eats potato chips and watch’s tv all day and does nothing but walks to get food and sits his fat self on couch.

He’s a fat bum with a big head

by Kanyewestandmahomes March 14, 2024

fat knock

Ellie

That beours a fat knock

by Sussy dog 68 March 15, 2024

fat knock

Typically a girl named Ellie that lives in ballincollig

Or any girl that has a big belly

Typically a heavy girl or unfit

A girl that eats there boyfriends dinner

Sham is that Ellie the fat Knock

Mam Ellie’s after eating my dinner the fat knock

by Sussy dog 68 March 15, 2024

fat sort

An overweight women typically native to central European countries who has or demonstrates flirtatious characteristics towards men but is also an unsavoury individual.

“I can’t believe that fat sort forgot my drink”
“I’m glad we left the bar when we did! That fat sort was getting a bit handsy”
“That fat sort does a lot of drugs”

by R.J.Bentham March 16, 2024