cat sex

shane dawson

"SHANE DAWSON HAD CAT SEX *NOT CLICKBATE*

by parsleygrayce July 15, 2021

Angery Cat

Angery Cat and me are homies now cuz he is cute cat n stuff.
I do not beg him to accept my friend request

Me: Hi Angery Cat
Angery : Hi Avrgae
Me: We're besties right bro??
Angery: Yea bro we're besties n stuff because we are both very cool
Me: But I have other besties too bro...
Angery: its ok bro, me too
Me: That's cool bro wanna hang out with other cool people?????????????????
Angery: Yes bro let's go because we cool n stuff

by average dumbass November 15, 2021

whomppus cat

In pinochle, a fucken awesome hand that will destroy your opponent.

Chris: You fags are going down!

Al: Nah you dumbass I got a fucken whomppus cat!

by yourmyprisonbitch May 10, 2014

cats are green

What you say at 3:67 in the morning when you are rambling to your good friend who has just brought in some delicious subway sandwiches.

"cats are green!"

by catsaregrene May 6, 2021

Cats

Cats are powerful and cute lumps of fur. Be warned: they have awesome laser eyes, so don't fight them.

Cats are ultra powerful celestial beings.

by #somethine May 14, 2019

cat

A FUCKING ADORABLE THING!!!!

AWWWW LOOK A CATTTTT AHHHHH SO CUTE

by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021

cat in the box so much meow

common saying used by threat actors such as “Waifu” and “Cplusplusmf”

My cat is in the box with so much meow

Your cat has no meow in its box

Cat in the box so much meow.

by meowkitymeow December 11, 2024