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First Cunt

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.
by tincopper April 7, 2014
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King Cunt

Big ego, less than average dick size, works fuck-all hours and would prefer to study than chat shit with his mates
There Matt goes again, being King Cunt!
by bingbong@joebyron January 2, 2022
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Cunt

In South Africa it’s another name for a black man . It’s worse than saying nigga
Instead of you’re a nigga it’s you’re a cunt
by Ryan Scooby Doo October 10, 2018
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Cunt Nugget

A Funny insult or just a nugget made out of Cunts
My guy, you're literally a cunt nugget
by Cuntnuggetcreator May 25, 2021
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cunt

You
Damn you a cunt
by Sirman February 6, 2021
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cunt-prehension

cunt-prehension

is the flipside of mansplaining, when a person (typically a woke as fuck SJW) can't comprehend a rebuttal or a fact in contrary to their "woke" take because they are just a miserable argumentative cunt.
"i just mentioned if she really wanted equality she would also argue for women to be included in the draft in the event of war. she just called me a shitlord and said i was "mansplaining?" that broad has a real cunt-prehension problem if you know what i mean."
by Wank Skinatra June 14, 2018
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Linus cunt tips

Suck my dick you fucking bitch

“I will leave”

“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times

“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “
by Linus cunt tips May 11, 2021
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