Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

brown skull

When you need to poo but cannot find a toilet, so you ask a close friend if you can poo on their head

Person 1: dude! I really need a brown skull

Person 2: hold on. I'll get on my knees

I heard that Jordan revived a brown skull for Dave at a party

by Toughcookie2000 December 11, 2016

Brown Flag

Someone who gives out random flags

That girl is a brown flag

by Whynot974 June 13, 2023

Simeon Brown

That legend from Pakuranga. He is a living meme, who also happens to run half of Auckland.

Dequavis- "Did you see that Simeon Brown meme the other day"
Shantel- "Nah lmao was it good?"
Dequavis- "Yea haha im glad hes the one running auckland, shoutout to the homie Simeon"

by spicymemesforsimeonteens November 20, 2017

Brown Showe

A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.

John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”

Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”

by XD Mystic April 4, 2022

Mason brown

A god of war he fights like a thousand men a chin like titanium and the aggressiveness of a lion

Mason brown is defined as the god of war

by J.jjhunter November 22, 2021