red balls

when you slide down a metal slide in the summer naked

bro got red balls from sliding down that metal slide naked

by fvdfbdetgrt4rfgbg xnfgrbbfgbgt March 19, 2022

red wine mistakes mythology

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)

Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson

by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021

Vodka Red Pussy

A type of vodka that is produced during menstruation through the poosay. It is a Pussian delicacy and it is a must-try drink, its only competitor is Warm Iguana Goop.

"stages from rehab. vodka red pussy."

by Wig eater August 25, 2024

red wifi

the obstacle in online game

My wifi is bad, I am always collecting red wifi.

My ping is above 900+

by maximgaren July 25, 2020

100 lb sack of red russets

What is dropped on evil people by God, not Satan who has delusions of grandeur and thinks he's God, but the real God. Usually happens during the time of Revelation.

Keep on decieving people and you'll get a 100 lb sack of red russets.

by LittleLamb777 June 11, 2018

Red Bucket List

A Red Bucket List is like a regular bucket list except that the items on said list are usually of a sexual nature

"Getting my D sucked by one chick while another eats my ass at the same time is at the top of my Red Bucket List."

by Professor Sequoia August 30, 2023

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018