Mom

Knows all, sees all, and ignores all

Neighbor kid hits me but I have a Mom.

by Meth teacher May 13, 2022

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

Your mom

Anyone who says is a real big old person

Your mom

by BIG JIM AND I MEAN BIG December 18, 2021

your mom

A phrase that is easy to describe on urban dictionary because everyone has used it.

1: Dude, there's like a million definitions for "your mom" on urban dictionary.

2: Your mom.

by pocketlint60 March 17, 2010

Ur mom

To say anywhere, any place, or anything

Bob: Hey what did yo eat for dinner?
Jim: I had Ur Mom

by yuhitsariana May 13, 2022

Ur Mom

somebody being very obnoxious and replying with two words.

Matthew: Hey what's up!
Francene: Ur Mom

by urmom1111111111111111111111111 August 9, 2018

your mom is gay

no u

no your mom is gay

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021