Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.

"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Somme time

Ur a idot is what it means

He's is very somme time

by Man get the dorr October 17, 2018

It’s muffin time

Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie

It’s Muffin time

by Phu The Writer November 24, 2021

Mexin' Time

A phrase uttered by a Mexican before the Mex evereywhere.

"Did you hear about Jose taking down those thugs?" "Yeah, I liked the part when he said it's Mexin' time and Mexed all over those guys!"

by Deezium September 11, 2023

Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

Time

Right but YOU control whether or not you're subordinated by time and when.... Because you make your own schedule. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, are subordinated by you. You decide THEIR schedule. You're subordinated by YOURSELF and THEY are subordinated by YOU.

Nerd "I DESERVE to be a neurotic little Chronos! I'm the decider of time! I wake up at 5 am so EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO! I am the sun around which your life revolves."

Hym "Please tell me you're a time God... Please... I would love to kill a Chronos."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2023

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011