Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

by Penis patty June 4, 2020

Flamboyant Penis

an adjective for someone with Lactose Intolerance

"Hey Seth do you know Max?"
"Yeah, he's a real Flamboyant Penis."

by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020

penis

what i ride 24/7

Guy: yo dude look at his penis!
Me: i know bro, i rode it yesterday
Guy: what the fuck

by alexanders6996 January 1, 2024

Penis

The sexies part of the mans body next to the balls the penis is also called a dick, the cock

Friend what’s the sexiest part of your body
Me my penis and my balls

by Real mand November 22, 2020

Penis Mascot

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.

🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.

by Techgyrl October 24, 2019

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

My penis

The smallest thing on the fucking earth

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant

by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021