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YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
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dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck
by 18gdup May 9, 2021
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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Your mom

by Krtinakrtina November 21, 2021
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Emil's mom

Get the "frikort" from "Donken" and she will fulfill all of your dreams.
I have a "frikort" to Emil's mom, totally gonna use it tonight.
by Too cute emiritus June 6, 2017
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ur mom

it means that a kid is joking
ur mom is so hot
by hi im a hottie April 27, 2022
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ur mom

ur mom is so fat...
by anonymous April 18, 2023
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