Jack Fisher

This Fuckin Retard doesn't know what is happening...like ever.

Man: Where The fuck am I?
Other man: This dumb ass is such a Jack Fisher.

by Big Black Man Tyreek November 29, 2023

Jack Archibald (Jarchy)

A frat boy. One who does not shut the fuck up despite being asked multiple times. His face looks like an ass which is why his cheeks are red and his breath smells like shit. Give him some booze and he will turn in to the purest form of an obnoxious douche bag. He thinks he's funny and takes himself to seriously. He thinks this description is a joke, when in reality, he is the biggest joke there is.

Jack Archibald (Jarchy) 4 lokos deep at 520 and he's starting to scream at the women for being whores. Someone call silly Willy, we need to use lethal force.

by Disambiguation November 30, 2023

jack grimm

Kooky Texas oil tycoon that would go out on expeditions in search of things such as titanic, Bigfoot, loch Ness monster and even Noah's ark but to no avail.

Jack grimm couldn't find even the biggest of boogers in his nose to save his life.

by The termite slayer December 3, 2023

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Jack

Jack is a heavily autistic spastic with a small willy, very bad tourettes, and will hit you because of his shame of his tiny cock

A jack is a jack ass

by Nvvfefbjuee December 12, 2023

Jack Bukovitz

Jack Bukovitz is a gayttt femboy who loves riding lawnmowers. Often seen wondering the labyrinth of his closet doing pushups. If you ever encounter a Jack Bukovitz then make sure you stay at least 20 feet away because he is a biter. He is also single and ready to mingle with any girl willing to deal with his negative rizz. Often has hands of the desert making him a frontrunner as the candidate for the grip reaper. Usually find him edging to trucks on instagram reals.

Jack Bukovitz is so Phantom Tax

by Clayboiii and makk December 12, 2023