pseidon fart

a very nasty wet sounding fart that could lead to dooky stains

a pseidon fart is dooky stains

by fat kid who sucks at life April 3, 2010

Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Penal Fart

When you pretend to cum to get out of a bad sexual experience.

I had to Penal Fart the other night with Rotundra, it was below average puss!

by Kokktapus February 18, 2025

Piss-fart

A word to describe someone doing something unhelpful, or nothing at all. Usually slang used in Australia. Term is followed up by ‘around’

Similar phrases include ‘mess around’ and ‘do f*ck all’

“Yeah I did nothing but piss-fart around for an hour”
“What are you doing? Piss-farting around?”

by Zipes July 23, 2023

Blood fart

When a girl is on her menstrual cycle and farts.

Damn that blood fart was wet.

by YoshiGo January 3, 2021

fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics

We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away

by Sporty75 March 6, 2022

Fart

A very funny word that people love to shout out in vicious fits of rage.

Greg said, "FART!!!"

by bemshapiiro November 19, 2020