To be a scene kid, you MUST:
1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face
2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)
3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!
4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!
5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.
6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.
7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.
8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face
2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)
3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!
4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!
5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.
6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.
7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.
8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
Andrew Asphyxiate: OMFGG MA NEW HAIR IS RADDD IM A SCENE KID
Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG
Douchebags...
Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG
Douchebags...
by LittleMissSarcasm April 25, 2010
Get the scene kidmug. that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected
by anonymous February 11, 2022
Get the that kid who asked for your numbermug. A kid that is extremely gay
by Not a Rancho kid October 6, 2020
Get the Rancho kidmug. by Jewfro175 November 15, 2017
Get the van full of kidsmug. stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.
by Kotton Kopter March 16, 2008
Get the real high kidmug. A kid that plays Roblox every day, also a very annoying piece of shit that only has fucking "ROBLOX" in their head.
Also, a "roblox kid" has a very poor taste in the thing called "grammar", so you can correct them like any second.
Also, a "roblox kid" has a very poor taste in the thing called "grammar", so you can correct them like any second.
Roblox Kid: haha im bettr then yu!!!!!
You: I'm better than you.*
Roblox Kid: nt fair!!!! me cri to mama!!!
You: ez shit on
You: I'm better than you.*
Roblox Kid: nt fair!!!! me cri to mama!!!
You: ez shit on
by AndrewThePsychopath April 29, 2024
Get the roblox kidmug.