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Jack Tar Heel

A man of the road who travels by foot, a stroller. Including but not necessarily a vagabond, tramp, hobo, bum.
1) Two wanderers pass they may address each other with a "howdy Jack!"

2) "What does he do for a living?" "He's a Jack Tar Heel."
by losginal October 29, 2012
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jack fash

Macho fashion for true guys, like sports jerseys, jeans, etc., i.e. the opposite of metrosexual fashion.
That Raider's jersey is totally jack fash.
by TrepHawk October 29, 2012
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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
by Sexydimma June 29, 2012
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Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.
Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.
by holacrr July 18, 2013
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Brown Jack

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
by RichardBachman August 5, 2013
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Punk Jack

Of Australian origin, an individual, male or female, who is behaving in a stubborn or aggravating fashion.
"I have told Lucy four times not to track dirt in the house, she is being a real Punk Jack today."
by Jackskeleton September 4, 2013
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Soda Jack

Getting a cup for water at a fast food restaurant but instead filling it with soda from the self-serve fountains.
L: What kind of soda do you want?

S: Uhhhh.... I got a cup for water.

L: I know, but it's right here.

S: When you get arrested for a soda jack, I'm not bailing you out.
by NotoriousDEV September 4, 2013
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