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Great Hoe Reformation

When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.
With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.
by SirTopahmHat June 15, 2024
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Land hoe

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops
Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!
by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023
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Pump Hoe

A sophisticated hoe. They are people who take being a hoe to another level, so much that they pump up their body numbers day and night.
"Amanda is such a pump hoe."

"My grandmother loves Amanda"
by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024
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Hoe by Proxy

When you're not a hoe yourself, i.e you do not sell sex or sexual images of yourself, but someone else acquires your photos and sells them on your behalf.
Man, someone got a hold of those nudes I posted a while back and made an onlyfans with them! Guess that makes me a hoe by proxy.
by Jvk1166z February 6, 2024
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Hoe

It is a person or animal named jaena
by Fred Browne July 16, 2018
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O V Hoe

A name for a Canada label which lost horribly in a rap battle against an American MC called Kendrick lamar
by Theboynadeem May 8, 2024
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Hoe

by 6373723 January 7, 2022
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