How did we get here?

Do you have 90 minutes?!
Then come on down to the Jacksepticeye How Did We Get Here tour.

*Wakes up in field*

“How did we get here?”
“DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES”

by ArsenalFan57 January 20, 2020

Get your head out of the gutter!

The idiom "Get your head out of the gutter" means to stop thinking dirty thoughts when someone tells you to.

My Friend: *thinks of dirty thoughts and says it out loud*
Me: Get your head out of the gutter!

by Kylem14843 July 22, 2019

dont get drive

dont drink and drive

Hey, you going to that party tonight "dont get drive".

by TACO! July 22, 2006

get my goat

A term coined by the Great White American Hunter David Frisbie in reference to his quest to conquer the elusive animal known as the Ibex. Term also refers to a high level of intensity in the gym.

Man , I saw David in the gym yesterday he was "getting that goat"

Get my goat

by Butchkillsit March 31, 2017

How does 'get fucked' sound?

A sarcastic expression used to indicate a persons lack of desire to do something.

Mother: Son, why don't you go and do your homework?
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?

Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.

by smarter than your mum March 30, 2009

gotta risk it to get the biscuit

One must risk it all to get to the female vagina.

"She told me to jump off that 50ft cliff into the water. Despite my fear of hights, I jumped. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit!

by FFLguru October 18, 2015

get your socks wet

The term and/or phrase to get your socks wet means to partake in sexual actions for the first time of that day referring to when you step in water for the first time and your socks are wet for the rest of the day after that therefore you can only get your socks wet once a day. The wetter the socks, the better the sexual encounter was.

man one- Hey homie did you get your socks wet?
man two Dude. Soaked.

by FxHawk1567 March 6, 2019