Chile Cat

A statue of a chili cat, but chili is spelled like chile.

"Have you seen the chili statue?"
"Yea, its actually pronounced chile, not chili."
"Oh, so its pronounced Chile Cat, Ok."

by r2eh July 26, 2021

Brown cat

Brown cat is a sex act where a male has anal sex with a female and she pushes out the feces from her rectum while the man is having anal intercourse with her.
Then the man proceeds to scoop the fecal matter in his hand and smears it on the womans back. She then becomes the brown cat.

Him: Do you wanna do the brown cat with me?

Her: Yeah.

by _123345_ July 26, 2021

cat

cutest darn thing ever

(sorry I'm out of ideas and cats are the cutest)

by Solari_is_now_self-loathing July 27, 2021

Communist Cat

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth

Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!

by Comedic Orange July 27, 2021

cat

wilbur soot

wilbur soot is a cat

by marberri July 28, 2021

Cat

A liquid that always wants snacks. Toe beans uwu

My cat is fluffy

by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021

Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.

Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch

by Stitch_The_Cat July 29, 2021