the red moses

Its when a man takes laxatives and shits till he bleeds and the girl spreads his cheeks and licks it.

Ian took laxatives and was shitting blood when nikkie started to spread his the red moses.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 6, 2015

Red lighted

To have used an illuminator signal to force drivers to stop. The word is used as a verb

Nooo! I just got red lighted. Now I have to stop or receive a ticket to the siren music concert.

by cstrong December 30, 2023

Red Ramsay

The act of getting kicked in the dick repeatedly until it bleeds by Gordon Ramsay after you fail to cook his perfect risotto on Hell's Kitchen.

Can also apply if Gordon Ramsay chooses to put ketchup on a meal.

Gordon Ramsay: I will NOT serve this disgusting pile of rat shit on a plate to the customers you fucking DONKEY!!

Chef: I-im sorry gordon, please stop giving me a Red Ramsay, it hurts...

by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

Big Red Bean

a inside out pulled rectum

'I searched for 'inside out pulled rectum' on google and it looked like a big red bean' - Tristan

'a... what?' - Everyone else

by Omni03 February 10, 2020

red box cheesy pasta

cheesey pasta. serves 3. fucking it serves me

THERES NO RED BOX CHEESY PASTA!
THAT ONE? SHIT!

by oopsiesdoopie October 9, 2023

Red Panda

A ginger that is shitty at tennis

Yuliya, let's crush this stupid red panda and send him crying back to the UK.

by imnotjimmy September 19, 2022

38 red

Someone who is extremely upset or angry

was 38 red when he lost his wallet.

by January James April 16, 2023