mom

Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
by Densest March 01, 2017
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Mom

A cunt that:
*pulls out flaws you dont have just to make you do whatever she fucking wants
*Gives you several mental disorders like anxiety and depression
*blames her shitty job at raising you on technology and anything you like
Your mom is a cunt, all of them are
by Densest March 18, 2017
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by warriorbent11 January 20, 2022
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not teamnds lmao
NO MOM?
by TeamNDS May 10, 2022
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Moms are fat
by pusername October 29, 2020
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Mom

The person who gave you life aka my best friend ever!!
If I could say something that the whole world was listening to id say "HI MOM ILYSM!"
by 💁🏻 dancer February 13, 2016
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mom?

a term that can be used if you see your dead mom.
by wakamatuka August 28, 2023
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