fake cheese

It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap

I'm gonna make a sandwich

Dont use that cheese!

Why?

It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!

by Skuttle larva March 8, 2019

Dick cheese

Dick cheese: an insulting name to shout at an unsuspecting stranger in public

Ex: "Hey you, yeah you! The dick cheese with the hat! Yeah, fuck you!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 14, 2016

colby cheese

Friggin' awesome cheese!

NOMNOMNOM COLBY CHEESE IS NUMMY

by Some Pie Lovin' guy. January 8, 2017

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears

person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Dick Cheese

Small white/cream colored bits stuck in a mans foreskin, sometimes squishy, sometimes hard. If it’s crunchy, it’s a snack.

I couldn’t help it, Kristof’s Dick cheese was too much

by Jordyn Delange February 14, 2021

aussie cheese

The cheese that forms down under that sticks your nutsack and your gooch together during a hot day.

person 1: "dude i have to do the stanky leg every 15 minutes to seperate my nuts from my inner thighs."
person 2: "oh dude you have aussie cheese, that sucks."

by Coleliosis March 8, 2021

Cheese State

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.

Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."

by Flare! April 13, 2020