Monkey balls

Monkey balls

Monkey balls are hot

by DinoDan785 November 8, 2021

monkey

when you find a strong sexy male attractive
code word i’m tryna hook up with you

Hey monkey how’ve you been we haven’t talked in forever

by urbanm1ke November 19, 2021

Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are

Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys

by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021

chunky monkey

A nice plump human who loves anal sex and belly rubs.

That man is a chunky monkey

by Zookie man October 3, 2021

Cheese Monkey

A cheese monkey is a monkey with cheese, or a cheese coloured (or yellow) monkey. A monkey eating cheese is a very rare site to see in some cases so this is why people use this term.

Person 1: "Hey look at that!'
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "It's a monkey eating cheese!"
Person 2: "Oh a Cheese Monkey?"
Person 1: "Yeah I guess"

by Aquz October 5, 2021

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021