Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.
You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.
B: mom's dinner theorem?
A: id rather not think about it.
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MOM IS NUMBER ONE IN YOUR HEART .
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Get the MOM mug.Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.
Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"
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After getting home from giving birth at the hospital, my wife started randomly crying and saying "I can't believe I pushed him out" completely out of nowhere. I think she's having mom-motions.
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