like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain December 30, 2017

Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around

Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now

by The Daft Knee February 07, 2022

dooge cat

such a sexy and awesome person the sexiest person. the bestest. the most awesomest person.

wow dooge cat is so sexy.

Dude I really want to have sex with dooge cat.

by somerandomsexyguy January 02, 2021

trauma cat

A cat with PTSD or that has had a major traumatic experience.

Damn that trauma cat's really been through a lot with the fire and mountain lion attack.

by DickFirman January 30, 2023

cat feed

Stupid ni*er eats and sex w cat and blowjob

how was your cat feed

by lovethat^$^&$^%$ May 02, 2023

Stinky queer cat

A spotted yeen for their weird biology, gayness, how they're more related to cats than dogs despite looking more like dogs and their stinkyness from their diet, environment and grooming.

That's one cute stinky queer cat

by Thor thy random September 06, 2023

Effing the cat

Referring to the driver of a car or motor vehicle.

Kee loves effing the cat on long road trips.

Who ever is effing the cat picks the music.

by Fridge_666 July 12, 2024