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iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.
friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”
by kskaps January 21, 2023
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Watermelon Cat

She's an 8ft tall, red cat that smells, and is watermelon! Her one true love is Nawnii, and ONLY Nawnii
"Hey, I just found this cool artist- and their oc is named Watermelon Cat!"

"Oh wow.. I hope she gets more followers, like her art is so cartoony!"
Watermelon Cat's senpai is Nawnii, and only Nawnii. If anyone bothers her, then I WILL know where you live!
by Katflake September 24, 2020
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The Cat-Dog

When one "man" pulls his foreskin over another penis. Essentially making a finger puzzle
If I catch you trying the Cat-Dog again ,I'll spray you with the hose!
by Goose 253 January 11, 2021
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PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes on an abandoned school bus
did you hear about the jhit that pcp cat eye bus?
by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021
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Douche Cat

The term "douchecat" generally refers to a Female with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation or body showoff with feminist symptoms.

Though the common douchecat thinks she is accepted by the people around her, most of her peers dislike her. She has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. She behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic & ugly she appears to others.

She often talks about how beautiful, cool, successful, and popular she is, yet never catches on to the fact that she comes across as a total loser & most ugly creature who hates men for no reason. Nevertheless, She firmly believes that she is the smartest, macho-feminist, bold, charismatic, attractive and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. But in reality no Man wants to even see or touch her or waster their time by even looking or talking about her.

She fancies herself a Women's Man, To everyone else, she is an annoying & arrogant who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for her insecurities. She tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate her, but in reality, She is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, men, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Douche Cat or Douchecat

1) During the party, Hillary went into my room and took my iPod. She is a douchecat
2) Maneka is Douchecat as she keeps boasting about her Feminism & Feminist Ideas in conjunction with her Misandric mindset.

3) Who invited this douchecats... and why is She drinking from my bottle & still cursing & hating Men?
by visit2neo August 27, 2018
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Cat

Cat
by Puperchimos August 16, 2023
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kit cat

The best, fluffiest and cutest cat ever. Sweet, soft girly meow. Only problem is she barfs a lot.
My little Kit Cat is the best!
by Meela Wheatley June 17, 2022
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