The brown turlet

When a female performs the act of shitting on your penis, and making it a perfect ice cream shape. Then proceeds to beg you to swirly her head in her fecal matter on your penis until there is no more fecal matter.

Im going to spice up the bedroom and make the brown turlet with or without consent.

I hate the lingering smell of your brown turlet from last night.
That was the brownest and wettest brown turlet i have ever seen.

by Casmmmm February 17, 2022

Brown sweats

The sweat mixed with fecal matter that is wiped out of your ass. This happens usually after a workout or sleeping in a hot room.

Jon: I am going to the bathroom
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.

by fuckmikelol January 23, 2019

brown mac

The ultimate practical joke. Poo in a burger bun, add some salad and cheese and give it to your hungry friend.

"He was annoying me so I made him a brown mac"

by User37 March 3, 2009

Kevin Lee Brown

Very sexy and smart. One of the greatest people ever. A great sex machine and all girls want him. He is great at everything. He is more beast more than his dad. If you get a Kevin keep him. He is the most bad ass person ever.

I'll Kevin lee brown your ass into next week.

by Poppy small Wang April 18, 2018

brown eminem

A clit of latina or black woman.
same as pink eminem, just different color

hey, you have nice set of lips down there, and this is your Brown Eminem!

by dildo777 June 5, 2025

brown elf

When a person defecates into another persons mouth while they are sleeping.

Last night when I was sleeping my dads new twink brown elfed all over me.

by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022

chris browned

To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.

"He just Chris Browned that bitch!"

by Matt Burkhardt March 11, 2009