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kid marks

After male and or female have unprotected sex anally. While wearing underwear leaves traces of sperm and fecal materials in the underwear.
I love washing Johns underwear; he gets the nicest kid marks.
by DADDYFURR October 5, 2021
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19 Kids and Counting

an American reality television series that aired on the cable channel TLC for seven years until its cancellation in 2015
were able to skirt child labor laws because they were classified as documentaries. A 2010 investigation by The Times revealed that producers of 19 Kids and Counting
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Why the kids

Oh! Hey, can explain that one easily. Light work.

Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.
You actually care for children for the exact same reason that Pedophiles molest them and your assertion that 'you just don't understand how anyone could EvEr harm a child' is just virtue signaling. So, sure bud, you're the good one and not a solipsistic retard. So, that's why murder the kids. You're wrapped in the armor of God (i.e. your own solipsistic delusion) and the most effective way to harm you is the kids. So there's that. Also, proximity to a terrorist is another good reason to murder kids. Now, here is the sociological angle: You are trying to compel care and mandate empathy for your kids. When they get molested I have to be angry and sadistic with you. When they get slaughtered I have to be sad and sympathetic with you. Or else! I'm the bad one. I no longer get rights. It's all a desperate and pathetic breeder racket to force (and it IS force Jordan) people to mirror your own pathology as a way of (as you call it) decreasing entropy. But even now you are trying to warp the assertion into something self-aggrandizing 'Yeah! Empathy IS mandatory😈' and that's just you being an annoying little schizo and the harder you try to enforce it (regardless of how hobbsian your method) the more violently you will be resisted and in the direction of you kids. That is why the kids."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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the kid

an abstract idea, if used in no context it refers to rocket raccoon from the hit game marvel rivals
the term can also be used for other characters, or anything, the context in which it is used must be deduced by oneself
person 1: swap off iron fist dude, hop on the kid
dude: ok

person 2: put me on the kid
by jnsx March 1, 2025
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Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it
by Uber kid April 23, 2017
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nueva kid

either really rebellious or complete nerds that don't have a social life outside of their schoolwork and brawl stars. they often suck at athletics except for the people on really good club teams outside of school. i hate all of them and they all suck get me out of this hellhole of a school

the only events at the middle school are occasional underwhelming dances and understocked and overpriced fundraiser bakesales. the tuition is way too high (more than 50k???) considering the quality of the food and amount asked for us to donate.

shinshia shenshei will never stop yapping so rip if you want worktime during class (she will take all of the time talking about her knee surgery and extensive family members we dont care)
person 1: did you see that nueva kid over there?

person 2: bye i hagte nueva kids

person 1: oh
by nuevakid2 May 3, 2024
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jamato kid

a kid who is very unusual or odd; a strange child
by bonene August 19, 2022
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