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Jack

A hopeless romantic Jack is. He can be funny and caring to his friends. Will do many crazy things that others would call it weird. But Jack doesn't care. He lives his life to the fullest. Jack will have a crush on everyone he knows. If you know a Jack the chances are is that he's had a crush on you. If you like Jack its very easy to tell if he likes you. He's extremely open about his sexual life and he'll even tell you when he is felling horny.
Example 1:
Person: What up Jack?
Jack: Nothing much *cough cough* Just think about u
Person: What did you say? I didn't hear you
Jack: Its a nice day today!

Example 2:
Person: the sun is hot

Jack: cough chough just like you
person: what?
Jack: n-nothing *blushes*
by Doggin' November 22, 2021
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Taking a Jack

Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”
by longschlong45 June 9, 2018
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Jack Moment

A Jack moment is when you have an incredibly easy putt/hit, but because you are getting over par your pride persuades you to full force your ball into the nearest out of bounds zone in dramatic display of childish incompetence.
Person A: All my boys out here are cracked at golf.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.
by The Big Prophet December 13, 2020
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jack maciver

a small ugly boy with a squeaky voice. annoying.
dammmn bro did u see jack maciver? he's so bent!
by howdyitzob July 5, 2017
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fumble jack

ticket taker at movie theater whose job is to tear tickets. often these people have an extremely hard time performing their sole job duty.
The movie is about to start, we hand our tickets to fumble jack, for a soiled minute he sits there in his wheel chair rubbing our tickets together, finally accomplishing his mangling of our souvenir Harry Potter tickets, he says "thank you", yeah "thank you" we chuckle as we walk away then, I head back to the rest room, who is there STANDING UP, yep, Fumble Jack, he got the last laugh, turns out the wheel chair is a standard accessory for the job.
by evil ian November 23, 2010
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jacking stick

A smaller girl, usually around 120 lbs, that when sitting on your penis, you can wrap your arm around and jack yourself off with her entire body.
My side chick is a smaller girl so I use her as my jacking stick when I'm fucking her.
by TheGreatOneJaleel July 18, 2017
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Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
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