fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.

Fags possess many fart rods among them.

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

fart

farting is the best thing a person could do. I wouldn’t have fallen in love with my boyfriend if he didn’t fart on the first date. farting will be your true love forever and ever. don’t forget to FART!

girl: i farted
other girl: lucky!!!!

by pOo0pY December 7, 2019

Fart Ahh

Fart ahh is an insult

Random ass nigga: Ay get yo stupid ass on before I booty rape you

Me: shut yo fart ahh up boy that why yo momma fucks herself with pickles

by Brennanpp March 19, 2023

Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019

fart

A gas that is released from a persons butt when food is done digesting

"I farted in the bathroom after I ate that huge burger"

by MethaneMan999 February 4, 2018

farty fart

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.

Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.

by specterguy May 16, 2022