The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese (any variation) upon one's own significant other while they sleep

Eden: "Dude, we should use the cheese plan"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"

by Simmypoo May 17, 2025

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

White Cheddar Mac and Cheese

A chore with dick cheese, surrounded by pubes with dandruff.

Netflix and chill? I can bring some White Cheddar Mac and Cheese.

by Yerapous February 11, 2022

knob-cheese

Used to describe a person who is messing around.

"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"

by jojones5 August 2, 2017

Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

by SirGawinisaballetphreek May 2, 2010

cheese skeeter

A derogatory term that refers to people who are sexually attracted to cheese and like show it in public settings.

Oh look there’s that god damn cheese skeeter

by Zwazee April 25, 2023

Opinion on cheese?

Opinion on cheese is the most important question in the world. It's the first thing to asm when meeting someone for the first time. It become a meme thanks to YouTuber and Twitch streamer all55games

Josh: Hello!
George: Hi! What's your name?
Josh: That's not important. Opinion on cheese?

by LigMawBallz January 26, 2022