Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.
Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*
by UMGUDLUGTUDF April 07, 2018
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Designer Cat

When the pussy is immaculate, an unforgettable sexual experience. A once in a lifetime opportunity.
"Yo how was the sex last night"
"The best I have EVER had she had a designer cat"
by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020
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Get a cat

Get a Cat (Phrase): A slang term meaning “to get married,” based on the humorous observation that many married couples often adopt cats as their first pet. The phrase suggests a cozy, domestic lifestyle associated with marriage.

Origin: The term “get a cat” is widely believed to have originated on TikTok in early 2023, when a creator named @CozyCoupleChronicles posted a viral video captioned “First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a cat named Pickles.” The video, which featured a montage of newlywed couples adopting cats, quickly racked up millions of views and sparked a trend.

Soon, other creators joined in, using the phrase in captions like, “When you know it’s serious: they’re ready to get a cat 🐈” and parodying dating milestones with references to feline adoption. The hashtag #GetACat trended across platforms, with users sharing relationship updates and jokingly speculating when their significant others would be ready to “get a cat.”

By late 2024, the phrase had entered broader slang usage as a cheeky way to describe tying the knot, solidifying its status in modern lexicon.
“Did you hear, Sally and Roger are going to get a cat?”
“Oh how nice, they are such a cute couple.”
by RimJobJimSlob December 15, 2024
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fat fucking cat

a really fat fucking cat
a really FAT RETARD CAT sometimes named beefus or chonkus and therefore is always a fat fucking cat.

Hey look there's a fat fucking cat.
by faghater6996 March 06, 2024
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Explosive Cat Syndrome

When you scrape a cat’s fat ass with a ps4 controller and it sprays shit on your collars shirt
Tim A cat did Explosive Cat Syndrome on me

Anthony Sorry ;)
by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022
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Cat lock

When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.
"Hey girl what happened to Tiffany"? "Oh her... She got cat locked five years ago by Steve!"
by VValt Disney October 04, 2022
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Feral Cats

Mostly Jazz musicians that hang around Chicago's South Side.
Man, we goin out again tonight without a care in the world to listen to these feral cats play in that club.

Bobby Peru got nothin on us.
by s6's brother November 04, 2021
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