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super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018
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monkey mix

A mix of the drugs ketamine, cocaine and MDMA.
We wanted to get fucked up so we got a gram of ket, a gram of sniff and a g of MD n mixed it all up into a monkey mix.

"i was off my pickle on that monkey mix"
by -: aLiAs :- October 14, 2008
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slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.
by charlieman12 November 1, 2010
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I Love Monkeys!

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.
Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries
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monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".
by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
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Pulse Monkey

Noun:

1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.

2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.

3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)

Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann July 1, 2012
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monkey

black person: touches white person

white person: get your black monkey bannana peeling hands of me Niiigerrrrr
by MR0rizz October 25, 2022
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