Baby Raptor Jesus

An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.

Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!

Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!

by NathanielLiles November 23, 2009

Baby kebab stick

When you put your dick inside a babies ASS and it comes out of its mouth, and then you eat it like a kebab stick.

I can't wait to go home because I'm having a baby kebab stick tonight.

by Daddyora May 30, 2018

But baby...it's shark week!

The perfect excuse to get your significant other to do something. Like let you put it in her butt.

Suzie: I've told you a thousand times, no! You cannot put it in my butt!
John: But baby...it's shark week!
Suzie: *sigh* I'll get the lube.

by 00fatty00 February 18, 2011

Retard rape baby

The child of a retard who was raped by another retard.

They could tell from the weird curvature of Michaeline's fucked-up lips that she was conceived as a retard rape baby.

by Party Team November 4, 2012

dead toenail babies

midget sized cat eaten toenail that live under your couch cushion

Don't look under the cushion.
Yeah, there are probably dead toenail babies under there

by Super Joe The Frenchy looking guy May 17, 2008

surprise baby brother

when your mom has another kid long after she should have stopped because someone forgot to use birth control.

there's me, my sister and my surprise baby brother.

by cheesemac February 18, 2010

My Baby Bear

A cute fluffy creature that is known to be flipping adorable with soft luscious skin. Do not be fooled these creatures may look cute and cuddly but when provoked they become dangerous and will stab you. They enjoy hanging out at skate parks and Costcos, their natural prey consists of dino nuggets and chocolate chip cookies. They like cuddles and lil kisses. If you find one and end up wooing it they will be faithful life partners forever and ever.

Is a noun and can be used as such, That's My baby bear over there!

by Brandon Dube June 27, 2018