Double Boebert

when a female uses two hands to arouse male genitalia in public

“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"

"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"

by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024

Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack

Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading

by Burntsox August 7, 2022

double grand slam

When a guy gives a girl an oral, vaginal, and an anal creampie and then proceeds to repeat these 3 actions all in the same night.

Ben : Did you hear that Logan cream pied all of alec’s ex’s holes twice last night?

Connor : Oh my god! He really hit a double grand slam?

Ben : Yeah, Alec is going to be so pissed.

by PinkSnowBall December 23, 2024

Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018

The Sunday Double

The Sunday Double is a surprise sex attack that happens on a Sunday during a double shift at work.

Jen and Eric are going in the freezer for The Sunday Double.

by swaggiegod420 February 10, 2014

Double Dutch

One standard quarter ounce (7 grams) of Cannabis rolled into a blunt.

“I got eight poured in my double cup,
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up’

by Jimmy Popper December 31, 2017

Double Watson

When two male family members have a sexual threesome with a woman. Named for Sherlock Holmes Fanfic, where the Watson brothers ship with Holmes.

"I heard that Sam and Ed Davidson hooked up with Sammy at a party. "
"A Double Watson, or separately?"

by SamSpade1331 March 31, 2022