True love

Using two packs of bacon while cooking for your significant other.

Hey Tom how was breakfast
It was great kev, eggs hash browns and two packs of bacon
Damn Tom, can you say true love?

by Dezertmonkey June 23, 2015

Love actually

If you've ever fallen madly, passionately, head over heels in love, then you know the frustratingly crazy and wonderful traits that go along with the condition: sweaty palms, heart palpitations, tongue tied, can't think straight, and butterflies in the stomach whenever the object of your affection is around.

All you can do is daydream about your love constantly and want to be with them. Euphoria. Non-stop, super human energy. Sleep? Who needs sleep?

According to research, those intense, in-love feelings are due to highly complex, pretty unromantic chemical, cognitive, and goal directed brain processes involving over 12 areas of the brain working together to produce the magic. Physically speaking, love happens in your brain, not your heart. According to the study "The Neuroimaging of Love," love activates the same brain regions that are involved when people use euphoria inducing drugs. In your brain, being in love is similar to a cocaine high.

Karen : what is love actually?
Ronald : it's your brain chemicals lieing to you!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019

26 love

when a nigga puts his dick in a girls mouth and forces her head so far down it comes out her nose.

26 love my ex for fuckin another nigga

by ttwild April 17, 2017

chicken love

Male masterbation. Ya know choke the chicken....pet the one eyed beast...do the one man love making...self fuckage....

Dude I'm so lonely my life is just video games and chicken love...

by LadyNightshade June 16, 2017

Anal Loving

When Lt Corbis says you gotta hate fandoms

I wish my daddy would come in my room sometimes and give me a good anal loving at gun point.

by YoItzYeBoi May 7, 2018

True love

Being gay

If love is just natures way of tricking you into reproducing, then when you are gay it must be true love. Cos you cant reproduce man.

by Therealtanya September 21, 2016

love uncle

An unrelated male acquaintance of any parent that perpetually finds themselves hanging around situations with children. This person acts as an uncle, getting them exclusive access to adolescent children. Also, the love uncle shows more affection for, and possibly "loves" the child more than would their actual uncle.

Child - "Mom, why is Terry always eating dinner with us?"
Mom- "Rob, Terry is your love uncle."
Child - "Aren't I too young to drink wine coo.....?"
Terry - "*cough*cough* this is delicious!"

by turbodonkey August 16, 2011