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Muh Kids

You are trying to steal my contribution to society mine and if you succeed I'm going to steal yours.
A retard "But Muh Kids!"

Hym "Fuck your kids. You entire life has been nothing but doing what LESS INTELLIGENT PEOPLE THAN ME have told you to do and now you've been enlisted by those same people to steal my contribution to society and deny me the credit I deserve so that you can feel better about the fact that YOUR FILTHY RETARDED FUCKING MONGREL KIDS are going to benefit more from my existence than they are going to benefit from YOURS. Don't forget! I tried harder to keep your kids avoid the death they likely deserve than you did and THE ONLY OBSTACLE was YOU! YOU were to busy picking my bones clean like the fucking vultures you are! So, no. Fuck you kids. This is between me and the rest of you. Look at you kids. And now look in the mirror. That is what WORSE THAN ME looks like."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2025
mugGet the Muh Kidsmug.

Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.
mugGet the Skibidi Toilet Kidmug.

cord kid

the definition to cord kid is shark aka: @sharkhours.
god this cord kid aka: shark
by slaverys March 15, 2024
mugGet the cord kidmug.

lunchables kid

you always pack a little candy in with your lunch and your lunch usually consists of a sandwhich and some chips, also you were neglected as a child and your parents don't love you
by anonymous August 31, 2023
mugGet the lunchables kidmug.

Sephora Kid

A stereotype for gen-alpha girls usually below the age of 13 who shops at Sephora and buys skincare and makeup. A kid with a Stanley, wearing lululemon and aviator nation. Mostly goes to the Drunk Elephant station at Sephora to mess up the testers for the workers to clean. They despise Ulta.
My sister is a Sephora Kid, she goes to Sephora a lot!
by doglover13swiftie April 29, 2024
mugGet the Sephora Kidmug.

Fortnite Gamer Kid

A Fortnite Gamer Kid is someone who spends hours on the video game "Fortnite", they are also known for now taking showers and smelling like moldy socks
A Fortnite Gamer Kid is someone who spends hours on the video game "Fortnite", they are also known for now taking showers and smelling like moldy socks.
by Big Bman October 13, 2022
mugGet the Fortnite Gamer Kidmug.

Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
mugGet the Crusty ipad kidsmug.

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