Punk Monkey

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.
You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"
by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009
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monkey nutz

When Zay (deucegump) catches a head-top on a defenders' head.
anytime it's 1on1 coverage throw the ball to zay ts monkey nutz
by piperfanclub May 09, 2025
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monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head
Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.
by piperfanclub May 17, 2025
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The Monkey Bridge

The bridge/overpass that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave in Hyde park Massachusetts
“Hey What’s the bridge called that connects Truman parkway to Glenwood ave?” “Oh that’s the monkey bridge.”
by Ffrrreasfhte January 04, 2024
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 07, 2023
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